Orange County last night was wicked town. I always like it at Detroit bar. 

I'm especially chubby today. Not that I'm not chubby other days, because I am, but today it's a bit much. I never see people that need to be running actually running. It's always people that are already in shape. Fuck that. What's a large guy to do?

Here's some chances to say hello to me and make fun of my weight.

SHARK ATTACK DATES:

April 11th- Hollywood Canteen (LA)

April 12th- THIN (SD)

April 12th: Super Secret After hours party in La Jolla, SD 2am=?

April 14th: Live Wire Bar (SD)

April 18th: Airport Lounge (SD)

April 19th: TBD (TJ, MX)

May 1st: Rawkerz (Mexicali, BC)

May 2nd: French Kiss (PHNX, AZ)

May 3rd: TBD Kat's B-day (SD)